The Albatross
Thursday 30 May 2024
Homeward bound. I did my usual travel thing of sleeping like crap because I have an early morning flight. We did have a brilliant Japanese dinner last night, which was fresh, clean and absolutely delicious. It had the added advantage of being in the shopping mall under our hotel, meaning I never had to walk through anything worse than mediocre air-conditioning.
The last few days in the resort were interesting, and made me understand why I really don’t like them. They are weird illusions of society populated by arseholes. The staff greet you friendly, but constantly apologise when you ask for anything as if they are mystically are meant to know that I’d like stuffed gopher entrails. Do people beat these lovely folk?
I’m guessing yes, the place was full of over privileged Singaporeans. It’s Singapore’s school holidays, it’s only two hours away and the exchange rate is exceedingly generous. By god, these people are shite. They are so over entitled, they would stampede a bunch of crippled puppies and kittens if it got between them and the breakfast buffet, and they treat the staff like shit, the children are the product of the parents.
Anyway, rant over.
We came home, the kids had done a good job of looking after the love dumpster. A lamb roast was made and super comfy bed was slept in without aircon on. Perff (as the airline pilot called it), really does have the most beautiful air.
Here endith the Tuna Files: Viva Las Tuna edition.